•The wide-eyed innocence of episode one will be replaced with back-biting paranoia by episode three.
•The faux-hawked Mormon virgin will decide he “might be into boys” in the fourth episode.
•The Iraq vet will decide he isn’t ready to be under a microscope for two months and leave in the fifth episode. The beauty queen’s breasts will take his place.
•The transgendered woman will have the fewest hang-ups.
•I will lose a piece of my soul every Wednesday at 10 PM.
•Who am I kidding? The Vegas cast took my soul. And my youthful illusion that Vegas was a place of wonder and vitality. Which is still true if wonder=elbow herpes and vitality=discounted implants.
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